Dale Cooper is een rasouwehoer. Net zoals veel artiesten bio’s associëert hij er goed op los. Vandaar.
De pretentie en bullshit factor van negentig procent van de artiestenbio’s die je op Myspace (crappy social network site die populair was in ’07 en ’08) tegenkomt, is insane. Gelukkig maar. Anders zou dit een verschrikkelijk saaie posting worden. Ik heb wat pareltjes voor je opgevist. Volledig willekeurig, volledig belachelijk:
Santigold
Santigold is a survivor of a half century worth of living along musical evolution’s most cutting edges. The only live act that can boast of having out-aged Barbara Bush, having outlived Mr. Miyagi and out styled Liberace, Santigold is here with future flavor.
Chris Brown
… with a world of talent and big dreams, fueled by the artists he grew up with, from Sam Cooke, Stevie Wonder and Donnie Hathaway to Michael Jackson and Usher. …Now, with the release of Exclusive, his sophomore album for Jive Records, Chris Brown is ready to take his place alongside those heroes.
Korn
In the song ‘Evolution,” Jonathan Davis lyrically speaks to mankind’s distinct lack of evolution–while the entity known as Korn has made amazing progress since their self-titled 1994 debut.
David Guetta
His mission is to share the love and connection Dance music is built on while bringing together music scenes that co-exist but don’t often mix – like NERD, Timbaland and Kanye – but significantly, from another perspective. Call it Electro-Hop, R&B Dance, Hip House, whatever you want, but it’s the sound that will define 2009.
CocoRosie
Coming to us at what feels like a breaking point in humanity, God Has A Voice, She Speaks Through Me intends to act as a hopeful light and a reminder of simple joys. With a springtime dance-floor sound, CocoRosie narrates a suicide story that takes place in a tender and elated moment of innocence, focusing on releasing and returning to Mother Nature.
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Comment by Bonnie Tyler · 24/11/2009 @ 11:30 AM
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Comment by MonoBrow · 24/11/2009 @ 11:58 AM
Haha. Keep ‘em coming!
Comment by Fonkelpimp · 24/11/2009 @ 12:28 PM
Je hoeft plaatjes van agent Cooper nooit te verantwoorden hoor. Dat je het effe weet.
Comment by Rory · 24/11/2009 @ 12:41 PM
Oew leuk zo een ondertitel bij een foto! Nog steeds geen fan van die grijze blokken.
Comment by MonoBrow · 24/11/2009 @ 1:34 PM
Je grijze blokken-complex is iets wat je alleen moet zien op te lossen. Sterkte.
En ik hoor net van wie die bio in de comments is. Ach, hij kan er vast ook om lachen.
Comment by Rory · 24/11/2009 @ 2:09 PM
Hahahaha?
Ja ik stuur je de rekening ok?
Comment by Druse · 30/11/2009 @ 1:06 PM
Damn..Van drie van de vijf heb ik een plaat..Does that make me a pretentious fuck?
Comment by MonoBrow · 30/11/2009 @ 1:11 PM
Als je een Korn fan bent heb ik weinig hoop. Maar anders: over geen smaak valt niet te twisten!